notes for assluvers

after Dusan Makavejev's "Love Affair, Or The Case of the Missing Switchboard Operator"*

for Carina Finn

i.                 EVE & THE GRAPES

ii.                AN OLD MAN WITH A HOT BEARD TALKS ABOUT THE NEW SEX

iii.               DID YOU KNOW GRAPES/CAN CHOKE A BITCH

iv.               THE PENIS WAS ONCE A VERY LARGE WINGED BIRD

v.                DON’T BE A DAMAGED CAT THAT DRINKS THE DAMAGED MILK-

vi.               THE BEST PLEASURES ARE ROUND

vii.             THE RAT(AT) IS THE WAY WE WILL ALL DIE

viii.            WHEN WE WOMEN WANT TO DRINK FROM A FOUNTAIN- the fountain gets        damned 

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x.                THE LOVELY LADDIE IN THE POLKA DOTS BLOW THE DOUGH

xi.               I WAS A DEAD BODIE ONCE

xii.             TOOL TIME/MURDER 

xiii.            THE EGG REPRESENTS THE MOST DEVELOPED REPRODUCTIVE CELL

xiv.            WE CAN FALL INTO DOMESTICITY LIKE WE FALL INTO A PIT OF DOOM

xv.             WAS & WILL BE A DEAD BODIE

xvi.            I’ll BLOW ANYTHING FOR A BIT OF FOAM

xvii.           WHAT’S THAT FOR GODs SAKE

xviii.         SOMETIMES I FEEL THE PATRIOTIC IN MY LOINS & I WANT TO EAT SPAGETTHI WITH YOU, CARINA FINN

xix.            THERE'S NOT ONE GREAT ARTIST

xx.             WE ALL GET DEPICTED IN THE SEXUAL ACT

xxi.            MOSTLY I FEEL HUNGRY & THEN I DON’T FEEL SO LONELY ANYMORE

xxii.           THEN RAPIST COMES IN, POSTMAN OF DEATH AND JOY

xxiii.         WHAT CUTIE; I WANT TO CUTTY

xxiv.         WHEN SEXUAL ADVENTURES HAPPEN WRING YOUR GENITALS OUT AFTERWARD

xxv.           “SCREW THIS LIFE; PEOPLE AREN’T MADE OF WOOD; ESPECIALLY NOT ME.”

xxvi.         THE ANEMIA CHECK UP IS COSTLY AND A BURDEN

xxvii.        THE ADAM AND EVE DANCE LOCOMOTION

xxviii.       WHAN A WOMAN LOOKS AT A CALENDAR ITS ONLY ONE THING

xxix.         WHEN I DON’T KNOW YUGOSLAVIA…I FELT THE LUMP SUM OF MY RADICAL IGNORANCE

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